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Applicants For Mars Trip
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and couldn?t return to Earth. The  View all

Red Ribbon Blue Ribbon
This lady goes to a vet and learns that that if you put a ribbon around a snoring dog''s penis he''ll roll ove  View all

Lawyer And Blonde
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY.The lawyer leans over to h  View all

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3 Dumb Blondes & 1 Brunette swinging on vines
There were 3 Dumb Blondes & 1 Brunette swinging on vines over a canyon of razor sharp rocks at the bottom. The 3 Dumb Blondes were arguing over that they would not be abl  [...]
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Blonde

Blonde Who Watches FOX NEWS
There was a blonde watching FOX NEWS. There was a segment about a guy jumping off a bridge. A couple hours later, she called her brunette friend over her house. The news   [...]
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Blonde

bathroom joke
Q:Who stole the soap from the bathtub?? A:The ROBBER ducky  [...]
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Children

COME ONN
If I Was Going To Name A Football Team Ild Name It My Face So People Would Shout COME ON MY FACEEE!  [...]
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One_Liner

The Dog Joke
what do you call a dog that is a hundred years old ? a houndred  [...]
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Animal