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Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung? A: You can't get a finger between the rope and his neck! Q:   View all

The prison hospital
Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You've already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kidneys. I onl  View all

Who Said That?
It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in the grades and there is really nothing more   View all

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3 Dumb Blondes & 1 Brunette swinging on vines
There were 3 Dumb Blondes & 1 Brunette swinging on vines over a canyon of razor sharp rocks at the bottom. The 3 Dumb Blondes were arguing over that they would not be abl  [...]
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Blonde Who Watches FOX NEWS
There was a blonde watching FOX NEWS. There was a segment about a guy jumping off a bridge. A couple hours later, she called her brunette friend over her house. The news   [...]
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bathroom joke
Q:Who stole the soap from the bathtub?? A:The ROBBER ducky  [...]
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If I Was Going To Name A Football Team Ild Name It My Face So People Would Shout COME ON MY FACEEE!  [...]
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The Dog Joke
what do you call a dog that is a hundred years old ? a houndred  [...]
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